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{"type":"standard","title":"AS Douanes (Senegal)","displaytitle":"AS Douanes (Senegal)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1822204","titles":{"canonical":"AS_Douanes_(Senegal)","normalized":"AS Douanes (Senegal)","display":"AS Douanes (Senegal)"},"pageid":6657110,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/AS_Douanes_%28Senegal%29.png","width":195,"height":195},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/AS_Douanes_%28Senegal%29.png","width":195,"height":195},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267913319","tid":"da05af57-cccb-11ef-8681-fd9e02b54d52","timestamp":"2025-01-07T07:48:58Z","description":"Senegalese football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Douanes_(Senegal)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Douanes_(Senegal)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Douanes_(Senegal)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:AS_Douanes_(Senegal)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Douanes_(Senegal)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/AS_Douanes_(Senegal)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS_Douanes_(Senegal)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:AS_Douanes_(Senegal)"}},"extract":"AS Douanes is a Senegalese professional football club based in Dakar. The current chairman as of 2016 is Alassane Ndione. Douanes also has the third most number of major honours won in Senegal numbering 14. They won 6 championship and cup titles, a super cup and a league cup.","extract_html":"
AS Douanes is a Senegalese professional football club based in Dakar. The current chairman as of 2016 is Alassane Ndione. Douanes also has the third most number of major honours won in Senegal numbering 14. They won 6 championship and cup titles, a super cup and a league cup.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Bullets and Daffodils","displaytitle":"Bullets and Daffodils","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4996867","titles":{"canonical":"Bullets_and_Daffodils","normalized":"Bullets and Daffodils","display":"Bullets and Daffodils"},"pageid":36520940,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Jermynstcast.jpg/330px-Jermynstcast.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Jermynstcast.jpg","width":1000,"height":750},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1182897924","tid":"f603f64e-7857-11ee-94f7-11cb30cc7dad","timestamp":"2023-11-01T01:42:48Z","description":"Musical about Wilfred Owen","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullets_and_Daffodils","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullets_and_Daffodils?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullets_and_Daffodils?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bullets_and_Daffodils"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullets_and_Daffodils","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bullets_and_Daffodils","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullets_and_Daffodils?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bullets_and_Daffodils"}},"extract":"Bullets and Daffodils is a musical about the life of the war poet Wilfred Owen, created by musician and composer Dean Johnson and directed by Dean Sullivan. The musical is based on Owen's poems set to music by Johnson, with the addition of new songs written by Johnson to help narrate the story of Owen's life.","extract_html":"
Bullets and Daffodils is a musical about the life of the war poet Wilfred Owen, created by musician and composer Dean Johnson and directed by Dean Sullivan. The musical is based on Owen's poems set to music by Johnson, with the addition of new songs written by Johnson to help narrate the story of Owen's life.
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