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The yellowfin goatfish is a species of goatfish native to the Indian Ocean and the Pacific Ocean.
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Christian Brothers College, Cork is a fee-paying school under the trusteeship of the Edmund Rice Schools Trust in Cork City, Ireland. As of 2024, the secondary school had over 900 pupils enrolled. The preparatory school, Christian Brothers College Preparatory School, is registered with Tusla as an independent school and not subject to inspection by the Department of Education. CBC Cork's \"sister school\" in County Dublin is CBC Monkstown.
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