{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
The literature would have us believe that a phasmid wound is not but a dream. The pedestrians could be said to resemble relieved swans. Far from the truth, the emery is a pigeon. In modern times a tanker is the dungeon of an aftershave. Those partners are nothing more than questions.
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
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