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The World IBJJF Jiu-Jitsu Championship is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament held annually by the International Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Federation. It is widely considered the most important and prestigious jiu-jitsu tournament of the year.
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Maulévrier-Sainte-Gertrude is a commune in the Seine-Maritime department in the Normandy region in northern France.
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